Conversations from Rehearsal

"Pianists are crazy; I don't know how they do all that stuff they do. They changed the way I thought about music. My first roommate was one, and he'd be like, 'I'm gonna go drink some wine, take a bubble bath, and play some scales.' I was like, 'WTF?' And then I went to his recital. You know what I did when I got home? I drank some wine, took a bubble bath, and played some scales."