Heisenberg is pulled over by the police for speeding down the highway. "Do you know how fast you were going?!" demanded the officer. "No," replied Werner, "but I know where I am."
Descartes walks into a bar. "Would you like something to drink, sir?" asked the bartender. Not thirsty, Descartes responded, "I think not." He promptly vanished.
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